More (Real) Reasons Dro Doesn’t Post Much
5. He played World of Warcraft for 5 months, which kills about as many brain cells as drinking a flask of Captain Morgan to yourself each night. Also, the 5 month number came from him, so you know he’s lying and played longer than that.
4. He doesn’t proof-read his posts before publishing them.
3. He doesn’t know how to write a decent conclusion to a post, which is akin to leading someone through a dark cave with a rope and then just dropping the rope and leaving them to figure out the rest.
2. He didn’t go to college and graduated from an art-focused high school, so he has no real English or communication skills.
1. He is the lead developer of a PHP framework, and thus has no life and nothing interesting to write about.
He’s basically like an autistic puppy….that pays our hosting fees. He also has more marketable job skills than me. My webpage-developing skills start and stop with this:
*takes a bow*
Dro’s Note: That amazing, centered line of text actually uses <blink>, the most annoying tag ever. Modern browsers (Safari, IE7, Opera) don’t support this tag. Tez is honestly that outdated.
Tez’s Note:
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5. It was 5 months. And I kicked the habit without intervention. Go me!
4. My browser has built-in spellchecking, but not grammar checking. I believe this is enough.
3. Basically…. yah. I can’t really even argue with this one. I like to ramble. I got that from my dad. (See, totally just left you hanging with no rope again.)
2. Fuck high school. You spent more time NOT going to school than I spent going to “fancy pants” art school!
1. Martez writes about video games, which is his life’s version of leading a PHP development team… except the team is… him… and… his thumbs… analogy failure…
RE: 2.
That I did, because I was too cool for school. But I still came out of it with decent communication skillz. Also, l33t Guitar Hero skillz.
Hahaha. Poor Dro. I spent eight or nine months playing WoW, and I have apologized profusely to my remaining brain cells ever since. Those cells, however, were endlessly amused that you brought back the blink tag, Tez.
I think you should both post more often. At least keep up the pace after NaBloPoMo ends, please. Brain Cell #1 and Brain Cell #2 would appreciate it oh so very much.
I agree with Rachel… you should both post more often. It doesn’t have to be long or profound. Just throw a bone to those of us who take a short blog break during the day sometimes.