One Response to “Friends Like These”

1. Rachelskirts on June 9th, 2008 2:42 pm

   Oh my gosh. I get nose bleeds every Spring and Fall as the humidity changes. My least favorite part is that I’m usually asleep when they start. I always wake up just in the nick of time, but it’s just one more thing to add to the “why mornings suck” list.

   The sneeze-induced ones can be the worst, though, as you find yourself like a gosh damn blood faucet. And what kind of lame-ass obituary would that make if you couldn’t find a way to turn it off?

   “RACHELSKIRTS: Died at the age of 22 in a pool of her own blood, which is still to this day gushing from her nose. Her remains will be on display at the Freak Show Museum through July 2009.”

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