My School Is A Little Ridiculous…
Okay, Google…
I know I was searching for a Grand Theft Auto-related item, but c’mon.
UNIX Sex Jokes
Today I found this gem pure nerdiness:
updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove –purge condom; make clean; sleep
I laughed. And then laughed again.
Laser Cats 2
Dear Windows Vista: I Hate You
The Internet Is Awesome.
The internet is a massive clusterfuck of all kinds of different people. But one thing always seems to pull them together, whether it is 4chan, a forum, Reddit, or a massive meme that stretches across all different areas of the tubes. That one thing is “pranks.” We fucking love them. Spamming a radio station with requests for Dragonforce, raiding a free online MMO with characters that block entrance to the swimming pool claiming it is “closed due to AIDS,” voting for the Spice Girls to add Baghdad to their tour list, sending thousands of free UPS shipping boxes to a guy who made it publicly known he was an asshole, etc.
The list really is endless, but there’s a new one: Greenpeace is adopting a whale, or something, and they put up an online poll so people could vote for the name of the whale. There’s a list of about 30 bullshit names like Sedna, Aiko, Moya, and Nurani. And, because it’s always fun to put something silly in an online poll, they included Mr. Splashy Pants as an option. This was posted on Reddit yesterday, with a request for everyone to vote for Mr. Splashy Pants. As is usually the case when a fun prank presents itself, the internet wasted no time:
I really do love the internet, and stuff like this just makes that love grow. The fact that the next most-voted name is “Libertad,” shows just how idiotic Greenpeace people can be. Who names their whale after a Velvet Revolver album?
More (Real) Reasons Dro Doesn’t Post Much
5. He played World of Warcraft for 5 months, which kills about as many brain cells as drinking a flask of Captain Morgan to yourself each night. Also, the 5 month number came from him, so you know he’s lying and played longer than that.
4. He doesn’t proof-read his posts before publishing them.
3. He doesn’t know how to write a decent conclusion to a post, which is akin to leading someone through a dark cave with a rope and then just dropping the rope and leaving them to figure out the rest.
2. He didn’t go to college and graduated from an art-focused high school, so he has no real English or communication skills.
1. He is the lead developer of a PHP framework, and thus has no life and nothing interesting to write about.
He’s basically like an autistic puppy….that pays our hosting fees. He also has more marketable job skills than me. My webpage-developing skills start and stop with this:
*takes a bow*
Dro’s Note: That amazing, centered line of text actually uses <blink>, the most annoying tag ever. Modern browsers (Safari, IE7, Opera) don’t support this tag. Tez is honestly that outdated.
Tez’s Note:
Hahaha, what?
Good lord, I’ve never really respected any of the mainstream news channels, but I never expected anyone to outdo Fox News. I stand corrected… CNN is the dumbest news station on the planet.
Dro Hates to Post - Caturday OVERLOAD Edition!
note: banner pic not related… to anything at all, ever
So I forgot to post AGAIN yesterday. Dro was extremely not pleased when I hopped on Gtalk on my cell phone to beg him to post. I’m not sure if he thought I was just being an ass and doing on purpose (for the record, I was not- though I can’t blame him for thinking so, since I am an ass), and thus didn’t post to spite me, or if he really just isn’t able to find anything to write about, or if he just forgot (in which case, SEEE?! It DOES happen!). Alas, he did not post. I guess he really doesn’t like to write. Anyway, tough love has prevailed, Dro, and I learned my lesson. And so, here I am in the totally awesome Dunn Bros. coffee house, sipping a (somewhat gross) Iced Mocha Latte and making a post. On, Caturday, no less! That means you, beloved reader, get a decent Caturday pic. BEHOLD! Read more
Made For TV Movies Suck
So there wasn’t a post yesterday. The chain has been broken! Even though my campus was open for the holiday, apparently buses were not running to it, as evidenced by my spending an hour hopping between bus stops only to watch it cruise right past the campus entrance without stopping, followed by an additional 45 minutes to get home accomplishing nothing. I sort of tried to make contact with Dro and tell him to do a post, but I was in a bad mood and instead played Guitar Hero 3 for multiple hours. So, I’ll just blame it on Dro and move on to the post I have planned for a few days but never actually got around to writing until last night, which is me making fun of stupid made-for-tv movie trailers: Read more
Accident: The New Fragrance for Women
Saw this today via Reddit, and ran out of time to do that post that I was going to do… but it’s Caturday too, so I think I can cheap out.
Accident: The New Fragrance for Women. My take: this is pretty funny “new wave” or “viral” advertising. However, telling people not to talk on their cell phones while driving is obnoxious.
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
I have no good reason to post this, other than the fact that I think the song is hilarious.
i r stalking u!
Yay, it’s Caturday! Since Tez has no Internets at home, it falls upon me to do our daily post. However, I have to go car shopping today, so I’m going to cheap out and post a lolcat.
Also, as a bonus, Wake Up Cat. Enjoy!
It’s A Fat World, After All
“If there’s a sadder commentary on the state of American society, we can’t think of it — we’ve grown so fat we sink the boats of It’s A Small World.”
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Teamwork
That’s what it’s all about.
Isn’t that the sad truth?
Dogbert’s advice on being green.
Why I Love the Cubicle
A lot of free time.
Why I Hate the Cubicle
To sum it up, it’s because there’s no appreciation. I’d rather be a starving rat on the street than a soulless rat in a cube. (Thanks for the reminder Dilbert.)
Funniest Image I’ve Seen All Day
Sometimes, it’s better to just let things stay lost. (Found via Reddit)
I have a blog…
…and Superman’s a dick.
