More (Real) Reasons Dro Doesn’t Post Much

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5. He played World of Warcraft for 5 months, which kills about as many brain cells as drinking a flask of Captain Morgan to yourself each night. Also, the 5 month number came from him, so you know he’s lying and played longer than that.

4. He doesn’t proof-read his posts before publishing them.

3. He doesn’t know how to write a decent conclusion to a post, which is akin to leading someone through a dark cave with a rope and then just dropping the rope and leaving them to figure out the rest.

2. He didn’t go to college and graduated from an art-focused high school, so he has no real English or communication skills.

1. He is the lead developer of a PHP framework, and thus has no life and nothing interesting to write about.

He’s basically like an autistic puppy….that pays our hosting fees. He also has more marketable job skills than me. My webpage-developing skills start and stop with this:

LOOK! BLINKY!

*takes a bow*

Dro’s Note: That amazing, centered line of text actually uses <blink>, the most annoying tag ever. Modern browsers (Safari, IE7, Opera) don’t support this tag. Tez is honestly that outdated.

Tez’s Note: :(

We = Lazy

So, it’s been over a month since our last post. Yah, we suck like that. Here’s the deal:

  1. Tez started school again.
  2. Tez bought a Wii.
  3. Tez bought Metroid.
  4. Tez has no free time, due to 1-3.
  1. Woodrow got a new job.
  2. Woodrow quit his new job.
  3. Woodrow needs to pay the bills, and is job hunting.
  4. Woodrow has no free time, due to 1-3.

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VT Shooting: Whose Fault Is It, Anyway?

First, I will extend my condolences to the families and friends of those who died in this tragedy. If there’s some longshot chance that you haven’t heard about this story by now, here’s a primer:

At least 33 dead in rampage at Virginia college - MSNBC (fuck you, CNN)

A gunman killed 32 people in two shooting incidents Monday at a college in Virginia in one of the deadliest mass shootings in U.S. history. The gunman also was killed, and at least 15 other people were injured.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s time to figure out who is responsible for this and sue the pants off them! FOX News was quick to jump on the Blame Bandwagon, bringing the ever-loved and reputable Jack Thompson on the air. Guess who he thinks is to blame?
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So, here we are…

So what is Tez n’ Dro, you ask? Well… I guess that’s still up in the air. At this point, we have WordPress, a logo, a theme, and two extremely handsome and intelligent gentlemen. What more do you want? OH, content huh? Well, that’s the part that takes thought. Just keep checking, you’ll find some.